Murphy's Laws Collection
Original Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. And more ...
Professor Gordon's Rule of Evolving Bryophytic Systems Corollary (Rutgers)
Generally the subjective value assignable to avian lifeforms, when encountered and considered within the confines of certain orders of woody plants lacking true meristematic dominance, as compared to a possible valuation of these same lifeforms when in the grasp of -- and subject to control by -- the manipulative bone/muscle/nerve complex typically terminating the forelimb of a member of the species homo sapiens (and possibly direct precursors thereof) is approximately five times ten to the minus first power.
