Outbid
Ellis Parker Butler
When Cupid held an auction sale, I hastened to his mart, For I had heard that he would sell The blue-eyed Dora’s heart. I brought a wealth of truest love, The most that I could proffer, Because, forsooth, of stocks or bonds I had not one to offer. When Cupid offered Dora’s heart, I bid my whole heart’s love, A love that reached from sea to sea And to the sky above; And When Sir Cupid called for more, I bid my hands and life, That should be hers for servitude If she became my wife. Then “Going! going!” Cupid cried; The silence was intense Until old Goldbags said, “I bid My stocks and four per cents!” Then Cupid cried, “Fair Dora’s heart, That ne’er was sold before! Does anybody raise the bid? Will any offer more?” “If not—,” but Count Decrepit rose, Infirm, decayed and slim; “I hid my title!” and her heart Was there knocked down to him. Well! titles may be more than love! I shall not rant nor rail; For after all I much prefer Some heart that’s not for sale!
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- Ellis Parker Butler : Ridden Down
- Ellis Parker Butler : Says Mister Doojabs
- Ellis Parker Butler : Song For Heroes
- Ellis Parker Butler : Speaking Of Operations
- Ellis Parker Butler : The Ballad Of A Bachelor
- Ellis Parker Butler : The Ballade Of The Automobile
- Ellis Parker Butler : The Ballade Of The Mistletoe Bough
- Ellis Parker Butler : The Charge Of The Second Iowa Cavalry
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- Ellis Parker Butler : October
- Ellis Parker Butler : No Beer, No Work
- Ellis Parker Butler : Night In The City
- Ellis Parker Butler : Mouths Of Hippopotami And Some Recent Novels
- Ellis Parker Butler : Millennium
- Ellis Parker Butler : Merry Christmas And Happy New Year!
- Ellis Parker Butler : Maude's Valentine
- Ellis Parker Butler : Mary Had A Little Frog
- Ellis Parker Butler : Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; Iii: On Laziness And Its Resultant Ills
- Ellis Parker Butler : Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; Ii: On Malicious Cruelty To Harmless Creatures