Frustration
Dorothy Parker
If I had a shiny gun, I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folk who give me pains; Or had I some poison gas, I could make the moments pass Bumping off a number of People whom I do not love. But I have no lethal weapon— Thus does Fate our pleasure step on! So they still are quick and well Who should be, by rights, in hell.
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