Grandad
Robert William Service
Heaven’s mighty sweet, I guess;
Ain’t no rush to git there:
Been a sinner, more or less;
Maybe wouldn’t fit there.
Wicked still, bound to confess;
Might jest pine a bit there.
Heaven’s swell, the preachers say:
Got so used to earth here;
Had such good times all the way,
Frolic, fun and mirth here;
Eighty Springs ago to-day,
Since I had my birth here.
Quite a spell of happy years.
Wish I could begin it;
Cloud and sunshine, laughter, tears,
Livin’ every minute.
Women, too, the pretty dears;
Plenty of ’em in it.
Heaven! that’s another tale.
Mightn’t let me chew there.
Gotta have me pot of ale;
Would I like the brew there?
Maybe I’d get slack and stale -
No more chores to do there.
Here I weed the garden plot,
Scare the crows from pillage;
Simmer in the sun a lot,
Talk about the tillage.
Yarn of battles I have fought,
Greybeard of the village.
Heaven’s mighty fine, I know . . . .
Still, it ain’t so bad here.
See them maples all aglow;
Starlings seem so glad here:
I’ll be mighty peeved to go,
Scrumptious times I’ve had here.
Lord, I know You’ll understand.
With Your Light You’ll lead me.
Though I’m not the pious brand,
I’m here when You need me.
Gosh! I know that HEAVEN’S GRAND,
But dang it! God, don’t speed me.
