The Foolish Dictionary Words starting with L

LIMBURGER : A native of Germany strong enough to do housework; well recommended for cleaning out the dining-room.
LINKS : Found in sausages and golf courses, and both full of hazards.
LION : A cruel beast who never patronizes the barber and is always bearded in his den, yet will furnish a close shave if you get near enough.
LOBSTER : The edible lobster is found off the New England Coast. The two-legged species is found everywhere. All kinds are green, but when roasted turn a bright red. Soubrettes are very dependent on both varieties for a living; together they furnish her with food, raiment, flats, diamonds, and occasionally indigestion.
LOBSTER-NEWBURG : A dish ordered at hotels by those who usually get beans at home.
LOVE : A man's insane desire to become a woman's meal-ticket.
LOVER : An ardent admirer who says, "Yes, dearest, I will shovel the snow of the lake so that we can go skating!" and, after marriage remarks, "What! Shovel the snow off the walk for you? Well, I should say not! I'm no chore boy."



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