Meaning of Liff: HOVE to HUTTOFT
(Liff words collected: 550)
HOVE : (adj.) Descriptive of the expression seen on the face of one person in the presence of another who clearly isn't going to stop talking for a very long time.
HOYLAKE : (n.) The pool of edible gravy which surrounds an inedible and disgusting lump of meat - eaten to give the impression that the person is 'just not very hungry, but mmm this is delicious'. Cf. Peaslake - a similar experience had by vegetarians.
HUBY : (n.) A half-erection large enough to be a publicly embarrassing bulge in the trousers, not large enough to be of any use to anybody.
HUCKNALL : (vb.) To crouch upwards : as in the movement of a seated person's feet and legs made in order to allow a cleaner's hoover to pass beneath them.
HULL : (adj.) Descriptive of the smell of a weekend cottage.
HUMBER : (vb.) To move like the cheeks of a very fat person as their car goes over a cattle grid.
HUMBY : (n.) An erection which won't go down when a gentleman has to go for a pee in the middle of making love to someone.
HUNA : (n.) The result of coming to the wrong decision.
HUNSINGORE : (n.) Medieval ceremonial brass horn with which the successful execution of an araglin (q.v.) is trumpeted from the castle battlements.
HUTLERBURN : (n. archaic) A burn sustained as a result of the behaviour of a clumsy hutler. (The precise duties of hutlers are now lost in the mists of history.)
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