Meaning of Liff: KIMMERIDGE to KURDISTAN
(Liff words collected: 550)
KIMMERIDGE : (n.) The light breeze which blows through your armpit hair when you are stretched out sunbathing.
KINGSTON BAGPUISE : (n.) A forty-year-old sixteen-stone man trying to commit suicide by jogging.
KIRBY : (n.) Small but repulsive piece of food prominently attached to a person's face or clothing. See also CHIPPING ONGAR.
KIRBY MISPERTON : (n.) One who kindly attempts to wipe an apparent kirby (q.v.) off another's face with a napkin, and then discovers it to be a wart or other permanent fixture, is said to have committed a 'kirby misperton'.
KITMURVY : (n.) Man who owns all the latest sporting gadgetry and clothing (gold trolley, tee cosies, ventilated shoes, Gary Player- autographed tracksuit top, American navy cap, mirror sunglasses) but is still only on his second gold lesson.
KNOPTOFT : (n.) The mysterious fluff placed in your pockets by dry-cleaning firms.
KURDISTAN : (n.) Hard stare given by a husband to his wife when he notices a sharp increase in the number of times he answers the phone to be told, 'Sorry, wrong number.'
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