Jokes : One Liners

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo!
BRAIN SURGERY - - WHILE-U-WAIT.

Bruce Lee is not dead - He's just kicking around somewhere.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
But but he said she said I could . . .
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
By doing just a little bit each day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

Next : By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. -Ashleigh Brilliant, By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends., Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?, Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?, Can you... imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?, Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.

... but M&M's won't give you AIDS

, Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted., Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled through snow., Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit., Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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