Jokes : One Liners

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore
Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother!
Beer: Nature's laxative.

Being paranoid means never having to think that your alone.
Best file compression around: DEL . = 100% compression
Beware of what you want. You may get it.
Biology is the only sceince in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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