Jokes : One Liners

Chaste makes waste.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
Children give life to the concept of immaturity.
Chocolate: the other major food group.

Clean rooms are boring.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
College is a fountain of Knowledge... and the students are there to drink.

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... but M&M's won't give you AIDS

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