Jokes : One Liners

Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Confusius say: He who drop watch in toilet, have shitty time.

Confusius say: He who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confusius say: Man who board plane sideways going to Bangkok.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Constant use will wear out anything... especially friends.
Contrary to popular belief Tattoos are not permanent. They usually rot away a few days after you die.

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