Jokes : One Liners

Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?
Did you hear about the guy who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
Did you hear that the man who invented the Do Not Back Up, Severe Tire Damage device is now working on a birth control invention?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? Never mind it's pointless.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Do employees of the Lipton Tea company take coffee breaks?
Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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