Jokes : One Liners

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone!
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world up over ?
Do Pigs have Pen Pals?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you mind if I smoke? I don't care if you burst into flames and die.
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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