Jokes : One Liners

V.P. Dan Quayle thought that Roe vs. Wade is an argument over alternative ways to cross the Potomac River.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Visualize whirled peas.
Warning : Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

WARNING: prosecuters will be violated.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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