Jokes : One Liners

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
WHATDOYOUMEANITALKSOFAST?
Whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee. -National Lampoon's Deteriorota

What's the deal with ejection seats on helicopters?
What's worth doing is worth doing for money.
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a habit begins to cost money it is called a hobby.
When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've caught the right one? - George Carlin

Next : When a man wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince him., When all else fails, read the directions., When all else fails, read the instructions., When all other means of communication fail, try words. -Ashleigh Brilliant, When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to bruise the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label., When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane., When God created man, she was only kidding., When I die, I'm going to leave my body to science fiction., When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell., When I hear on the news about someone being killed execution style, it makes me wonder what other styles there are. - Blair Bostick
Previous : We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated., We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company., We have enough youth - how about a fountain of smart?, We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart ?, We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering., We must silence those who oppose freedom of speech., We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone., What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?, What color Does a Smurf turn If you Choke it?, What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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