Sniglets: Table Snorkeling to The Cranial Stomp
(Sniglets collected: 625)
Table Snorkeling : (tay' bul snawrk' ling) (n.) Frantic gesticulations when one bites into hot food and has to take in air to cool it off.
Taterfamilias : the head of the Potato Head family.
Tatyr : a lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
Telecrastination : (tel e kras tin ay' shun) (n.) The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
Telegant : Looking good on tv.
Telepression : (tel e PRE shun) (n.) The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that you did not try hard enough to "look up the number on your own" and instead put the burden on the directory assistant.
Telletiquette : (tel et' ih ket) (n.) The polite distance kept by one person behind another at an automatic teller machine (so as not to be suspected of trying to glimpse that person's secret code).
Testicle : (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Testlice : (test' lys) (n.) Those tiny bugs that invade your hair when you're taking an exam.
The Cranial Stomp : (the kray' nee uhl stomp) (n.) A somewhat primitive dance performed by youngsters tryi ng to step on the heads of their shadows.
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