The Foolish Dictionary Words starting with M

MASSAGE : A touch, with intent to rub it in.
MATRIMONY : A game for women, in which the unmarried half are trying to find a husband and the married half trying not to be found out by one. Both halves are eminently successful.
MEAL : According to the Liquor Law, a minute bunch of crumbs entirely surrounded by booze.
MEDIUM : A party with one ear in the grave but both hands on your wallet. "Hello, Central! Give me Heaven!"
MELODEON : An alleged musical instrument, popular at home, but unpopular next door. From Eng. melody, and Latin, un, without. Warranted without melody.

MENAGERIE : From Fr. melange, mixture, and Ger. riechen, to smell. A mixture of smells.
MESSENGER BOY : From Eng. miss, to fail, and Lat. engeo, to arrive. One who fails to arrive.
METER : The gas man's trysting place. "Meet her in the cellar!"
MIND : No matter. MATTER Never mind.
MINE : A hole in the ground owned by a liar.

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