The Foolish Dictionary Words starting with M
MINSTREL : A footlight foul that makes its nightly lay in every city.
MIRACLE : A woman who won't talk.
MIST : Generally, a small, light rain. SCOTCH MIST A cloudburst.
MITTEN : Something a tender-hearted girl gives a young man when she knows she is going to make it chilly for him.
MONEY : Society's vindication of vulgarity.
MONOPOLY : A modern device for impoverishing others. From Grk. monux, swift-footed, and polloi, the people. A swift kick for the people.
MOON : The only lighting monopoly that never made money.
MORTGAGE : From Fr. mort, death, and Eng. gag, to choke. A lawyer's invention for choking property to death.
MOSQUITO : A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies.
MOTH : An unfortunate acquaintance who is always in the hole. And the only ones who try to get him out are his enemies.
