Jokes : One Liners

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
A king's castle is his home.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

A man should live forever...or die trying.
A man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name.
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted
A nose by any other name would smell as sweet.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

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