Jokes : One Liners

A penny saved is ridiculous.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but they may not be the right thousand words.
A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with. And a conjunction is a bad thing to begin a sentence with.
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A recent poll found that 50% of all lawyers graduated in the bottom half of their class.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription: When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here.
A stranger is just a friend you don't know
A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.

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