Jokes : One Liners

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Advertising is just telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Advise is Cheap, because supply always exceeds demand.
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After only one Karate lesson I can break boards with my cast.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Agree with me now: it will save so much time. -Ashleigh Brilliant
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Alcoholics Alias is a group in which you continue to drink, but under an assumed name.
All computers wait at the same speed.

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