Jokes : One Liners

All generalizations are false, including this one.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. -Ashleigh Brilliant
All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. -Ashleigh Brilliant
All I know about money matters is that money matters.
All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!

All is not lost, It's just a little hard to keep track of...
All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
All my life I said I wanted to be someone... I can see now that I should have been more specific.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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