Jokes : One Liners

Although the moon is less than half the size of the earth, it is further away.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
Always remember to pillage before you burn.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Always write in complete sentences. Always.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
An antidote is a medicine you take to prevent dotes.
An appendix is something found in the back of a book. Sometimes they get in people and have to be taken out.

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