Jokes : One Liners

An archeologist is a scientist whose career lies in ruins.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Anarchy is better that no government at all.
And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything.

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
Another 12-step program and I still can't dance.
Antique is just another word for second-hand.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.

Next : Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object., Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry., Anything free is worth what you pay for it., Anything is possible, but nothing is easy., Anything that is not nailed down, is mine. Anything that I can pry loose - is not nailed down!, Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for., Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing., Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place., Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth., Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Previous : Although the moon is less than half the size of the earth, it is further away., Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it., Always remember to pillage before you burn., Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else., Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee., Always write in complete sentences. Always., Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?, Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy., An antidote is a medicine you take to prevent dotes., An appendix is something found in the back of a book. Sometimes they get in people and have to be taken out.
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