Jokes : One Liners

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
Anything that is not nailed down, is mine. Anything that I can pry loose - is not nailed down!

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth.
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

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