Jokes : One Liners

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As famous as the unknown soldier...
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
As we used to say when I worked in retail, This wouldn't be a bad job if it weren't for the customers.

As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.
Astronomy is looking up.
At the Pentagon, there are five sides to every story.

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