Jokes : One Liners

Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Baseball's all wrong, no one could possibly walk with four balls.
BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd.
Be alert (the world needs more lerts)

Be kind to animals. kiss a shark.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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