Jokes : One Liners

Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Does Pierre Cardin wear his own clothes?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Don' t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fall out.
Don't believe in superstition -- it brings bad luck.
Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.

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