Jokes : One Liners

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Don't drop acid. Take it pass/fail.
Don't eat with your mouth full.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

Don't knock on Death's door. Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Don't make a fool out of me - I'm doing OK by myself!
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets.

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