Jokes : One Liners

E. Coli Happens
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the thing-in-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge group.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Education Kills by degrees!
Elvis is dead. Give it up!
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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