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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Entropy requires no maintainence.
Eschew obfuscation.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Even the future's not what it used to be.
Ever decide to run a red light, and the guy in front of you chickens out?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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