Jokes : One Liners

Ever wonder about people who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually?
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Every purchase has it's price.

Every silver lining has a hem.
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.

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