Jokes : One Liners

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs. -Ashleigh Brilliant
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Familiarity breeds children.

Fast food makes you sick quick.
Federal Express is a fly-by-night company. ---T.R.Rusch
Few women admit their age. Few men act it!
Fine day to work off some excess energy. Steal something heavy.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering..

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