Jokes : One Liners

Five out of four people are schizophrenic.
Flying is the second greatest experience known to man. Landing is the first.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

For Sale: Parachute Used once, Never opened, Slightly stained.
For the man who has everything. . . A calendar to remind him when his payments are due.
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating.
For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts.
Forbidden fruit has caused many a bad jam.

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