Jokes : One Liners

Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
Fortunately, the game of love is never called on account of darkness.
Free the Heinz 57!
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.
Friends don't let friends drink Miller.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Gardening is just a man trying to improve his lot.
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.

Next : Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians., Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett, Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish, and you can get rid of him for the weekend., Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks., Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day., Give me ambiguity or give me something else., Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money., Go ahead, make my data!, God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th., God didn't create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and pulled an all-nighter.
Previous : Five out of four people are schizophrenic., Flying is the second greatest experience known to man. Landing is the first., Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps., Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill., Food is an important part of a balanced diet., For Sale: Parachute Used once, Never opened, Slightly stained., For the man who has everything. . . A calendar to remind him when his payments are due., For the millionth time, stop exaggerating., For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts., Forbidden fruit has caused many a bad jam.
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