Jokes : One Liners

Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish, and you can get rid of him for the weekend.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
Go ahead, make my data!
God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
God didn't create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and pulled an all-nighter.

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