Jokes : One Liners

If all the world's a stage, I want more props!
If Anita Bryant married Moby Dick... her name would be?
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If at first you don't fricasee, fry, fry, a hen.
If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

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