Jokes : One Liners

In the city today the temperature rose to 180 degrees. This sudden rise of temperature was responsible for the intolerable heat.
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
In the gloom they told me cheer up, it could be worse. They were right - I did and it was.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Inform all troops that communications have completely broken down. -Ashleigh Brilliant
Inner Peace Through Materialism.
Insanity is hereditary. Parents get it from their kids.
Insanity is one mind working in two different directions at once.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

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