Jokes : One Liners

Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
Is a book listing the definitions of habitual substances known as an addictionary?
Is a detective story about frogs a croak and dagger story?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Is the world full of smart people pretending, or imbeciles who mean it?

Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice ?
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Next : It is better to be pissed off than pissed on., It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all., It is better to rule in hell, then to serve in Heaven., It is better to wear out then rust out., It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living., It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem., It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them., It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others., It seemed like a silly idea at first, but now I sleep much better with my eyes closed!, It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.
Previous : In the city today the temperature rose to 180 degrees. This sudden rise of temperature was responsible for the intolerable heat., In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds., In the gloom they told me cheer up, it could be worse. They were right - I did and it was., Indecision is the key to flexibility., Indecision may or may not be my problem., Inform all troops that communications have completely broken down. -Ashleigh Brilliant, Inner Peace Through Materialism., Insanity is hereditary. Parents get it from their kids., Insanity is one mind working in two different directions at once., Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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