Jokes : One Liners

It takes just a little living to make a house a heap.
It takes leather balls to play rugby.
It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
It was all so different before everything changed. -Ashleigh Brilliant
It was hell, recalls former child.

It works better if you plug it in.
It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there.
It's a good thing that William Ewart Gladstone is dead. He's been buried an awful long time.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
It's a very strange name they picked for Social Security. For what they actually send you, you can't afford to be social nor can you really feel secure.

Next : It's all fun and games until someone looses and eye, or their virginity., It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it., It's as bad as you think, and they are out to get you., It's better to be looked over than over looked., It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank., It's impossible to fool proof anything because fools are so ingenious., It's lonely at the top, but you eat better., It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money., It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one. - Phil White, It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Previous : It is better to be pissed off than pissed on., It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all., It is better to rule in hell, then to serve in Heaven., It is better to wear out then rust out., It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living., It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem., It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them., It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others., It seemed like a silly idea at first, but now I sleep much better with my eyes closed!, It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.
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