Jokes : One Liners

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Jesus is coming. Look busy!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole...
Join the fight against brutality.

Just because a doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
Just remember kiddo, shit makes a garden grow.
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car!

Next : Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers., Just when you thought you were winning the rat race along come faster rats., Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans., Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel... it's cheaper than plastic surgery., Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids., Kilroy was here, Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic., Knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth., Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?!, Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Previous : I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes., I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do., I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away., I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities., I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves., I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in., I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think., I've never seen a woman make a fool out of a man without a lot of cooperation., I've suffered enough, when does my artwork improve?, I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exagerating.
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