Jokes : One Liners

Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
Just when you thought you were winning the rat race along come faster rats.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel... it's cheaper than plastic surgery.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Kilroy was here
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?!
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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