Jokes : One Liners

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Life is tough; even the subways are in a hole.
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Life is what passes you by while you're busy making other plans.

Life may have no meaning or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -Ashleigh Brilliant
Life's a bitch, then you die.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Lighten up we all make big mistakes we pay for forever.
Little boy, I don't care if your dog can talk. Please tell him this is a Tardis, not a Way-Back Machine .

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