Jokes : One Liners

Lived here all your life? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not yet.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General.
Love comes in spurts.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
Love is like bird. When you least expect it, it craps in your face.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love means nothing to a tennis player.

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