Jokes : One Liners

Please return Stewardess to original upright position.
Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
Preserve wildlife: Throw a party.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

Procrastinate now!
Procrastination is like masturbation... sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.
Procrastination is the flaw most of us keep putting off curing.
Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If four of your friends are OK, then you're the one.
Push, Pull or Get Outta the Way.

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