Jokes : One Liners

Put on your seatbelt... I wanna try something.
Question Authority.
Quid? Me vexatibus?
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to fine art .
Rape... is a mounting problem.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

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