Jokes : One Liners

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
REHAB is for quitters

Remember to never split an infinitive.
Remember: If you throw dirt, you're losing ground.
Rich or poor it's good to have money.
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
Salman Rushdie plans to release another book soon. It's tentatively titled, Buddah, You Fat Slob .

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