Jokes : One Liners

Save A Tree : Eat a beaver
Save the Save the Whale Foundation.
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter
Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Scientists say we use only 10% of our brain. Imagine how much better the world would be if we started using the other 60%.
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
Sdrawkcab is backwards spelled backwards.
Sears says Kenmore appliances are found in one out of two homes in America. I wonder which two homes they took the survey at?
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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