Jokes : One Liners

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Sex alone is not enough to build a relationship, but with two people...
Sex is a misdemeanor...
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Sex is like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any!

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Sex is only dirty when it's done right.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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