Jokes : One Liners

Sharing is fun, unless its your own stuff.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
Show me a man who always has two feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't take his pants off.

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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